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Dear esteemed personage of US residency:

I am writing to you in strictest confidence on a matter of the utmost
concern and urgency.

My dear employer, Mr. Santa Claus, who slaved all his life to give away toys to
the good and deserving, was tragically ambushed in a sleigh which also crashed
over a rooftop and ploughed into a manger display unfortunately killing all the
occupants. Luckily, he was prepared for this unfortunate event, having been
warned by an elf only two days earlier that this might happen.

He had prepared partly for the transferal of his entire remaining estate of 75
million toys to be placed in the hands of the Rudolph International storage in
Toytown, Nigeria. The account requires that for safety, all the toys are
transferred as quickly as possible to a UK home garage to prevent the bad
children from getting any benefit. (these are the rebels that caused the
ambush).

I need your help, and will give you 35% of the toys, after you pay me $3000 on
deposit to help me pay the costs of transferring the toys. I am, you see,
destitute since this tragic event ....

Awaiting your reply

Sincerely

Mr. Iman Elf